The pair I found

 I went to Asoka last night. I had one too many Espresso Martinis and ended telling everyone that I'm a jazz singer, which I'm not. Everyone had a sexy boho vibe which I was too envious of. I found a pair of shoes attached to a person of course which I really enjoyed. Other than that, after the music started playing I kind of got lost in the vibe, which is always a sign of a good night. I also put my superhero skills to good use and saved a glass of red wine from the ultimate doom of falling to the floor.